Magazines and Catalogs have been arriving in our mailbox on a pretty regular basis. We recently received a Frontgate catalog and as I was flipping through it came upon Geoffrey.
This is Geoffrey . . .
Geoffrey the Butler is available to stand, smiling in you home as you host dinner parties and gatherings. He can be in your home for a mere $1,399.00.
Between you and me . . . I think Geoffrey is a bit freaky . . . kind of like a scary Chucky doll.
Imagine forgetting about Geoffrey and getting up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water and run into him! Just sayin . . .