Today, my house is hosting a "Battle of the Wills" between my four year and and myself.
That boy was making smells like a grown man! Nasty! Go and sit on the potty and poop!
Now, I have to tell you from experience . . . this child holds out and won't poop until his is off the potty and can poop in his pants. Today, I am determined . . . I am not cleaning poopy pants!
Little Mr. has decided it is TOO HARD to poop on the potty!
Every few seconds he has something to say . . .
What is that sound?
I am hungry
I won't poop my pants
I am missing Dora
IT'S TOO HARD
Mom . . . I gotta snotty nose
Will this take lots of minutes?
Mom . . . the toilet is full of tissues
We still got more tissues
Mommy . . . I am STILL missing MY show
Mommy . . . I wanna watch Dora Explorer
Dora Explorer is gonna be OVER
MOMMY . . . it stinks in here
Could it be?
BE STILL MY HEART . . . SUCCESS!
There is a Happy Dance Going on At MY House!
(insert HUGE smiley face)